Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017

Jordan

A virgin.

Damn! That dude gives off Jordan energy.

by BTGG August 29, 2022

Jordan

bro jordans just that nibba hes batman.

“bro you hear abt the new kid jordan”

“yea dat nigga cool asfk”

by nutzshhs November 20, 2023

Jordan

Jukiras boyfriend

Jordan loves Jukira!

by pizzalover3 January 18, 2017

Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick

Jordan conners has a small duck

by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019

Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024