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Jordan

A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
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Bowen and Jordan

when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world
Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together
by JFK69420 October 7, 2022
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Jordan

person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry
by dilfdestroyer224 September 4, 2023
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Jordan

very odd person, massive cock, loves to draw, and sub par at volley ball, almost always single.
girl 1: Jordan is such a nice guy and have seen his artwork

girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive
by Ayuwoki December 6, 2021
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Jordan

An Inside Joke made on Tik Tok used by White people to insult black people without using the N Word.
Whats up my Jordan?

Im Selling Dirty Jordans
Ahh Man You’re Such a Jordan
by Jerryfloosh April 3, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
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Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
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