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How tf

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*

How tf
How tf did you break into my house
by Ncthh5 June 12, 2022
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lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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How to sin

Person 1 "How do i sin?"
Alfie"Google it"
Person 1"hey google, how to sin?"
Google"send shirtless pics to alfie"
Alfie"fuck"
by Zeriaa September 26, 2021
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How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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That's how real it is

When The energy from a third party gives you confirmation about something you were literally just thinking about, or talking about with someone at that same moment
Im thinking about seeing this girl tonight but shes far, i dont if its worth the trip . And then a car passes by playing the song ive been a nasty girl . that's how real it is , im going.
by joepellegreeno November 26, 2024
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