retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

Lenox GA

Lenox, GA is a small town full of Ox that are never killed because they are considered sacred. Shit and piss litter the streets as the rotting flesh of Ox plague the roads as one after another are killed by cars. Rats and Roaches infest every home and every store and gas station close at 9pm.

Ohhh shooot that dang ole mud bogging pit is the best around , I Sure do love Lenox GA!

by Chachi45 June 6, 2017

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

gas stank

A female who has anal intercourse for drugs

I need lubricant for my gas stank

by DeeYoung562 March 27, 2015

gas & tar

double gin and tonic with lime, served on ice in a pint glass

what can I get ya?
I'll have a gas & tar.
just one? I'll start you a tab.

by WillowHumperdinck July 20, 2022

Gas Roulette

The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.

I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.

I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!

by Sephia8 August 20, 2015

GA fisting

When you are in the process of creating a gymnasiearbete and you are forced by your handledare to have opposition in which the handledare may join in on the fisting if they wish to.

Me and Johan were apart of GA fisting yesterday, thankfully we survived thanks to an intire bottle of lube.

by The fisted one May 13, 2024