February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 14

National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?"

"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"

by 0nline July 20, 2020

February 18th

Sorry to say it but if you are born on February 18th you are selfish and horrible to be around. These people only care about themselves and always expect to get what they want when they want it. I'm sorry but someone had to say it.

Girl 1: Wow he is so self centered.
Girl 2: He must be born on February 18th

by R.Kelly.Is.Innocent September 11, 2020

February 17th

On February 17 bully anyone named Max

Person 1: hey guess what today is!

Person 2: February 17th!

Max: oh no

by Idiotery September 11, 2020

February 19

National Lineman day, national Hog day, National trench gang day

yo man what day is it? it's February 19

Oh yeah it's lineman day 🐗

by The boss man September 24, 2020

Slap the bass february

Its the most important thing to do in february

Damn I gotta slap that bass it's slap the bass february

by Fasolakis September 30, 2020

No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.

Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February

by anonymous October 6, 2020