comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

Rizz Cracker

A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)

I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024