cracker

a small metal device used to open nitrous oxide cannisters into a balloon

joe: lad, where’s the cracker i need to do these last cannisters?
michael: just over there next to the remote

by Darren Gee January 1, 2021

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

Cheese and Crackers

When a bunch of white dudes (Crackers) sit in a circle while masturbating, and proceed to ejaculate on themselves.

My friend invited me over for Cheese and Crackers yesterday

by BeefcakeFacrory45 April 7, 2024

Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina

Fuck off snatcher cracker

by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016