Crazy Mole

A mentally incapacitated user who creates lots of new accounts that moderators have to play whack a mole to get rid of.

That spammer is a crazy mole

by DenUrandom January 16, 2023

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Crazy?

I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, A room, A rubber room, With rats, And rats make me crazy.

Is originated on March 2002 from a post by 3Syns on everything2.com, It got popular by smi77y's video named "In this video we're actually Stranded Deep".

Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, A room, A rubber room, With rats, And rats make me crazy.

by I was crazy once. August 6, 2023

three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless

"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"

by Ktgrb December 1, 2016

crazy as aliens

Really crazy, in a loopy, delusional sense. May derive from the sense of 'as crazy as someone who believes in aliens' i.e. to the extent of wearing tinfoil hats, or, less likely, someone who thinks as differently from a normal person as someone from another planet would.

"Why is Donna pacing in circles mumbling to herself?" "I dunno, the girl is as crazy as aliens."

by stellar760 October 8, 2013

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Stone Cold Crazy

Stone Cold Crazy is a muscular humanoid Stand with the ability to manipulate the space in any object and living thing it touches with its hands, feet and the blades on its arms and legs and transform them into everything the user wants by changing the atoms and molecules.

Stone Cold Crazy is a not canon fanmade Stand from the manga „Jojo‘s Bizarre Adventure“.

by Kousei Joestar April 5, 2022