Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 01, 2022

cock savant

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.

She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!

by ThaLumberjack November 08, 2014

Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 15, 2009

cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.

Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 09, 2006

Satan's cock

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.

"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"

by Lou444 March 25, 2016

Cock Chute

Simply known as a woman's vagina

"I pumped that cock chute raw last night."

by Big J December 17, 2004

Cock-O'Holic

Addicted to the Male sexual reproductive organs. Or can be used to decribe someone who cannot live without 'Cocks' and a lack of them will cause withdrawal simptoms such as sweating and headaches.

Nick Marron is such a Cock-O'Holic

by Geezer March 29, 2004