Fruit cake 

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

Fruit cake by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Fruit cake 

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

Fruit cake by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Zebra cake 

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

Zebra cake by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020

Ghost Cake 

A person who is attractive but doesn't seem to know it themselves or be known by a lot of people. A real gem!

They're cute but not known by a lot of people. A ghost cake, if you will!

Ghost Cake by AndCat26 October 5, 2020

Alligator Cake 

A cake, which when baked in a pan supposedly meant to be in the form of the head of an alligator, bears a stroking resemblance to a very large penis and testicles.

My sister's friends made an alligator cake for her bachelorette party. To make it even more perverted, it was a tres leches cake, too!!!!

Alligator Cake by Quiin8v December 14, 2020

Space cake 

Booty that make niggas orbit

Aye you see becky? She got that space cake you know what im sayin.

Space cake by Space cake inc January 2, 2021

Bagel cake 

a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.

a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.

Bagel cake by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021