chocolate soldier

When, after having anal sex with your woman, you offer it to her, to eat.

Last night I gave my woman my chocolate soldier.

by Josh April 30, 2004

Box of Chocolates

Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the lid. Then leave the house. The next person to open the lid gets the "box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.

My ex-girlfriend dumped me so I gave her a specail box of chocolates.

by coolrob March 26, 2010

Chocolate Cherry

Chocolate Cherry is a name referring to ones anal virginity.

First person: Dude, he stole your chocolate cherry!

Second person: I know, I was so fucking drunk I didn’t feel a thing.

by Duper Darah Frangle-Attack November 17, 2009

Chocolate Rain

The act of one asking his or her sexual partner to with hold from crapping for three days. On the last day the constipated participant consumes a dose or two of any given laxative. The moment before deification, the other partner reams the feces back inside of the participant making for a slick ride.

Having fecaphiliac tendencies, Mark asked his new bride for participation in chocolate rain.

by Urethritis April 26, 2010

chocolate biscuit

When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.

I enjoyed a nice chocolate biscuit with my girlfriend last night.

by Gabriella Smy February 1, 2009

sexual chocolate

way to describe a really hot guy, whether they're black or white. Taken from 'sexual chocolate!' said in the Eddie Murphy film 'Coming To America'. Said with a strong emphasis on the CHOColate!

"Noel is a piece of sexual chocolate!!"
"so is ben gilles...break me off a piece of that!!"

by iLoveMySC May 13, 2005

Chocolate starfish

The act of going over to your best friends house and pooping in his fishbowl

Damn daniel dropped a chocolate starfish at timmys party yesterday

by Coffleekid October 19, 2018