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Marching Band

1. Either one of the best things you ever done or the biggest regret you did in your life, no in between.

2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .

3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.

4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.

5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.

6. Horrible tan lines.

7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .

8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.

9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.

10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .
Person 1: what is marching band ?
Person 2 : its heaven and hell at the same time <3 .
by Random Person XD June 10, 2021
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Best band ever

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Speckled Band

The act of asking to hang out every single day yet no one can due to camp, vacation, the beach and many other things.
I was trying to chill today but I was getting Speckled Band’d all day long.
by bigmatt June 28, 2021
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Speckled Band

The act of asking to hang out every single day even tho no one can; the act of using the word “down” constantly; extremely annoying.
I was trying to chill today but I couldn’t because I was getting speckled band’ed all day.
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Fugazi (band)

One of the most underrated unknown band ever, Started in 87' and ended in 03' because of their insistence on spending more time with their families and pursuing other professional projects. The band members were Ian MacKaye and Guy Picciotto, bassist Joe Lally, and drummer Brendan Canty.
Fugazi (band) is a post-hardcore band from America
by Joe_Dirt August 12, 2022
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
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