Nasty old coon

there nasty piece of shit nigghas who are far past there prime. they have had a long life of being piece of shits and now there time has come to go to hell were they all belong.

man look at that nasty old coon over there remembering the days when he could steal and kill

by whiteChampion March 11, 2010

old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

old man blue

That shade of light blue that you can find predominate in large luxury cars driven by old folgies. Very popular in the late 80s, early 90s.

Also shirts, pants, and other attire can be found in 'old man blue'

I can't believe you bought that car -- its old man blue!

by LogicX May 8, 2005

9 year old

most toxic thing on planet earth

commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale

9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass

me: pulls out the child reppelent

by just_a_normal_idiot September 2, 2021

old fashioned way

usually relating to booze and someone getting hurt.

for erick (a.k.a. el dirte), the old fashioned way to receive a blow job entailed getting a broad considerably boozed up.

by erick t, hayley v November 28, 2005

Old Grand Dad

A delicious whiskey but it has some burn when it goes down and has a way of sneaking up on you. Similarly to the way your granddad might if he was Jerry Sandusky. Hence the name for this whiskey.

Granddad came over to spend the night and we drank Old Grand Dad together. I trusted him, and the whisky was good, but each shot burned like hell on the back-end. Then I woke up to find that he was rubbing my bum.

by Iandiablo January 17, 2012

Old Sausage Sunshine

The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.

I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.

by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011