My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 22, 2023
An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.
This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
by Josech May 04, 2020
He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
by #fuckMichael March 29, 2020
Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
by Big dikker January 15, 2024
by Big Smokey February 07, 2018
when an ugly Asian wants a
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
by Sir Crocodile April 27, 2016
Illanah is a Little Asian
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019