Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

by anonymous May 8, 2021

Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.

So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.

by God's Erection November 2, 2021

Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 6, 2021

Alabama Uki Mouth

A sexual act where your partner puts in a large pinch of dip and during sex, spits dip spit into your mouth

Dale wanted sex last night and I didn’t realize he had dip in and gave me an Alabama Uki mouth. It was so gross

by Obama’s left nut November 11, 2021

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021

Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022