eye candy

aiza, just aiza <3

look at this girl, that's what I call eye candy

by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

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Buffalo candy

The crust that lies within the top of one's buttcrack and butthole.

“Idk bro... her Buffalo candy just tasted a bit off last night.”

by LilJosephinetheillest May 13, 2021

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Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.

My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.

by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023

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Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

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The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

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