by AlphaWolfBdsm May 28, 2024
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Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!
by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023
Get the getting candy canned mug.One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
Get the closet candy crusher mug.In reference to the consumption of edibles, and by that the effect from it. The euphoria of high and bliss a state of perfection all from a peach ring ;) more of how sweet it is to be high off of an edible.
by furgzfaze November 4, 2021
Get the Candy dreams mug.A fusion of candy + eraser = nasty.The scientist didn't not talk what is "Fraser Candy" but its just fiction.But in Dr.Seuss book The Grinch its catchphrase As seen in K-On. - ___ -
by TomOfficial July 11, 2021
Get the Fraser Candy mug.After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face
I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well
by Thebill169 February 26, 2024
Get the Candy corning mug.I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies
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