Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 07, 2016

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 07, 2016

Montreal Canadians

So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it

Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians

by Sa101 February 09, 2025

Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

by Gunnyfuy March 03, 2020

CANadian HandSHAKE

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 04, 2019

Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023

Go canadian

To insert two penises into your anus

“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”

by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017