Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018
Get the Band of the big black horse mug.One of the most underrated unknown band ever, Started in 87' and ended in 03' because of their insistence on spending more time with their families and pursuing other professional projects. The band members were Ian MacKaye and Guy Picciotto, bassist Joe Lally, and drummer Brendan Canty.
by Joe_Dirt August 12, 2022
Get the Fugazi (band) mug.Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.
A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).
This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.
The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.
(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).
This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.
The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.
(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment”
Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
by Some Rando Kid on the Internet August 21, 2022
Get the Band kid mug.Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
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Get the The Spartan Legion Marching Band mug.A marching band is the group of kids that are a little late on trends. You often see them either hanging out in the various band areas or making weird noises down the hall. These kids can best be described as, every middle school boy.
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Get the Marching Band mug.kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .
ur mom is a band kid.
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