A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪
JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. He is such a nice guy and always checks up on everyone around him to make sure their okay. He has the hottest laugh, prettiest eyes, perfect smile with perfect straight white teeth, and always knows how to cheer you up when your sad or mad. If you have a Jacob in your life...keep him. He's something special. :)
by ayoitsme December 17, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.
He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.
Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!
If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.
Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!
If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 19, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug.