New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.

Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.

by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

new zealand

A small country 2200km from Australia, it is made up of two relitvaly large islands that are split by a narrow channel. The inhabitants of this island seem to have a deep seated hatred for Australians (C'mon Kiwis, we all ANZAC's here, craka please.), possibly because Australia seems to have claimed Russel crowe as their own.

I don't think all New zealanders shag sheep or say Fush and chups, but watch me quickly pull out these things when we verse em' at footy.

by Aussie April 9, 2005

New Zealand

A beautiful country in the Pacific Ocean. The air smells so fresh its almost sweet. Everywhere you go people smile at you and greet you, they make you feel welcome. Once you leave New Zealand you crave it and feel a deep urge to go back.

Man I dream about New Zealand every night

by galpalkyl101 March 24, 2016

zealot

one who is overly eager to do something

person 1: when we burnin down the school!
person 2: Chill zealot. the boss aint here yet. you know the rules

by Devan Benoit May 19, 2006

Team New Zealand

The holy grail of New Zealand's yachting elite in 1995, bringing home the Americas Cup to Auckland, then sucessfully defending it in the year 2000.

"The Americas Cup is NOW New Zealand's Cup" - Pete Montgomery - commentating for Team New Zealand

by MRasdafasd August 4, 2008

Zeal

Baby zebra meat.

The safari was fun. Have you ever had zeal? It's like veal, but has a kick.

by joopykunk April 7, 2011