mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable

Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr

by madwonker November 1, 2021

WONK

Used to describe something that’s weird/odd/stupid

“Hey that one Johnny kid is a WONK”
“Bro why’d I do that I was such a WONK when I was younger”

by Crunchy Munchy April 24, 2021

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.

Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."

by EvilSoap April 19, 2022

Wonk

1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.

2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.

1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk

Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?

2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical

by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021

Wonks

Wonks is a word invented by Moriah Elizabeth.
it is a spin-off of the word wonky.
it was invented on her dollar store makeover video.

"okay, this first layer is lookin' a little wonks"
"was that english?"
"that's my spin-off word of wonky, and i hope i don't use it again-"

by lunaananannananan July 26, 2021

Wonk

A name we call a boy In our 5th hour AP Government class that is obsessed with gun control and politics. The boy can also be called McWonk

Look it’s that wonk again

by Eyebrowless gurl November 8, 2018