Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

by Niglet Fetus March 24, 2019

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Wink Wonk

Used as a purely comedic way of hinting towards the “big do”. Just for joking around.

A YouTube comment: “They must like each other (wink wonk)”
Sentence: “Did they... you know... wink wonk

by IlikeWORDS🌈 June 23, 2019

Wonk

Wonk is used when someone is very much obsessed with something. To use the term you must put the object/person/activity etc in front of wonk.

Oh my god, he is such a dick wonk!
She loves those youtuber twins so she's a dolan wonk!
She loves netflix so she's a netflix wonk!

by hollymollie1515 January 5, 2019

Wonk

Wonk is a wonk
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it

The green ones are bad

Yesterday me and my gran shared some wonk

by TheGrogan January 6, 2022

Wonk

Wonk is a verb adverb noun adjective pronoun noun and conjunction

After intense training the man was ready to wonk.

by Wonky64 December 1, 2016