gamer widow

A woman whose significant other has grown a cord out of his manhood that seems to attach to a console or computer of sorts. She sleeps alone because her man was killed when he was almost to the next level of Halo, half-life, or wow.

My boyfriend has been playing Halo for 71 hours straight - I've become a gamer widow.

by Squigs September 13, 2008

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006

Football Widow

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.

by Julie H December 8, 2005

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

by Independence76 October 27, 2009

rolling down the windows

The art of waving one's hands around in circles while gettin air in a sport like skateboarding or snowboarding.

Dude, you need to do some grabs when you're in the air...quit rolling down the windows!

by snowbody's business March 9, 2008

window blankets

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Ollie out the window day!

You ever wanted to push ollie out the window? Well todays the day… October 3rd!

It comes around yearly 🎉

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

…It’s throw ollie out the window day!

by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021