A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.
2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.
3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?
Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.
2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.
3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?
Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022
Get the Wifey Levelmug. If that dude's wifey had as many dicks sticking out of her, as she's had up in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
by Fooling Mon J July 30, 2020
Get the Wifeymug. by kaidouslittelwhore December 26, 2021
Get the wifey materialmug. 
The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.
After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.
by pinkblondie22 January 8, 2019
Get the wifey cutmug. by Cambodian yellow smiley face August 9, 2025
Get the Catboy Wifeymug. by The truth b January 23, 2017
Get the wifey bootymug.