rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

The Wheb

The Wheb noun \wheb\

A knot of interlocking anal beads that form a wheb. Typically used as a form of team bonding.

Wheb Master: "The time to form the wheb has arrived. Prepare your bodies."

Keith: "Why the hell am I still on this team?"

by theeewhebmater November 22, 2013

Wet wheelbarrow

After a male had a long day of doing yard work a male inserts his sweaty moose knuckle into a woman's cock holster while she is suspended in the wheelbarrow position.

Dude after all that work we did I came in and gave her the wet wheelbarrow. Deep in the mouth hole.

by CarRamRod69 September 3, 2017

Undercover Wheelchair

A sex act consisting of hiding under the covers like a tent and riding someone.

"Dude, she was so freaky. She did the undercover wheelchair on me!"

by ZaitoUTAU January 2, 2018

Political wheel

When you have sex in the shape of a swastika and yell controversial subjects

I was feeling edgy so I tried the political wheel with her last night to get a few things off of my chest

by Rodut December 13, 2018

Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

by TBoarder August 26, 2013

Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014