stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.
by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012
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Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007
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by Yupppp scarfing October 18, 2018
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by Johnny Davidsonsons November 30, 2018
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by Johnny Davidsonsons December 2, 2018
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by Natasha115 November 23, 2021
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Wellingborough is so dangerous.
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