Flagpole Wedgie

When your tighty whities are attached to the rope on the flagpole and then they raise it and that gives you a wedgie.

About two months ago, my parents went on a three week cruise. I got to school early, the bullies were waiting for me because they knew I wear tighty whities. They dreesed me down to my underwear and made me drink five huge glasses worth of water. It took so long for me to drink the water that by the time they had duct taped me to the rope, I was peeing on them. They lowered me, put ice in my underwear(it as winter) and started twisting my balls. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! This was a flagpole wedgie and they raised me up the full length and that is so high that the teachers never saw me. The only times they ever let me down was when the bullies fed me cafeteria food, EEEEWWWW!!!!, and made me drink water so I would pee and poop a lot. I wear extremely strong and stretchy so my tighty whities never ripped. Three weeks after I was raised up, my parents came home and called the police because I wasn't home. The police found me half naked attached to the flagpole covered in pee and poop! I was in that wedgie for three weeks and nineteen hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My older brother ripped the undies out of my asshole and that taught my nuts, penis and ass to not lett my brother near them.!!!!!!!!!!!! One kid had set up a video cam running the time that I was fed, watered, and raised. I couldn't change schools because that would be pointless. The asshole who taped put it on the web and the online yearbook. I was on CNN and News Channel 5.

by Briefboy November 3, 2008

wedgie

Pulling up of another person's underwear as high as possible to cause pain in the butt. Ofton used on sissies
and nerds who wear briefs.

The school bully once hung me by my boxers on the hook in his locker and left me there for the whole day. My butt was sore for a week. He threatened to leave me there next time. When he was finished with school for the day he gave me a swirly for 30 seconds before letting me go.

by James the sore butt June 10, 2005

wedgie

what happens to all: nerds,geeks,dorks,preps, rich kids,freshman and brief weareres. A person whom usually wears boxers will usually pull the victims underwear (usually briefs) up the victims crack. If the victim fights back at the giver, and the giver loses, then the giver must switch underwear with the victim and then be given an hanging wedgie

Today in gym class the seniors gave all the freshmans wedgies in the lockerooms, even the freshman wearing boxers. The seniors then hung each and every freshman on a locker and kicked them in the balls several hours, and left them there.

by aeb1 October 5, 2006

wedgie

A prank when someone pulls on another's underwear violently. And since the inner skin of the butt is more sensitive, it will hurt. There can be more than one way to do this.

For summer, I went to LA with my friend for about a month and a half. After about a couple of weeks through the vacation, my friend wanted to go outside instead of just staying inside the summer home that his family owned. We played around with the basketball equipment and chased each other around the local beach. And just before we went inside my friend grabbed the water hose, pantsed and wedgied me. Then he turned on the water and sprayed me in the butt. I squirmed and tried to un-wedgie myself, but the kid was double my strength. I guess his arms were sore, so he let go and turned of the water. And I just limped inside and changed into dry clothes and underwear.

by Corg Kid July 7, 2018

winter wedgie

when someone gives you a wedgie and shoves snow in your underwear. also can be used with hanging wedgie

i was gave a winter wedgie one day when bending down to make a snowball. then they stripped me down to my underwear and hung me in a high tree. people came and laughed. until i fell down out of my underwear and ran naked home. luckily no one saw me.

by Anonymous14253 February 1, 2008

Sky high wedgie

When the underwear of the victim is continually pulled up the buttocks do that it is lodged in

One day while I was walking down the hallways at school this jock came up to me and said "you know what time it is. It is wedgie time". So then I was given a Sky high wedgie and he wouldn't let me get it out all week.

by Apollorocks May 14, 2015

Wedgie Rules

Rules:

1: A wedgie should be given if it asked for. Such as when a person's waistband shows.

2: If a person is wearing tighty whities, give it to him just for wearing them. They are unacceptable.

3: Melvins should be given to all tighty whitie wearers, then they should have to be pantsed, and atomic wedgied.

4: If the waistband comes off during a wedgie, the wedgied shall wear it on their head all day long.

Hey, Mac, your wearing Tighty Whities! That means, wait I have to check the wedgie rules, you get a melvin!

by Nyaruma April 8, 2007