weedtard

a person who uses so much weed that they are retarded

damn bro you're such a weedtard

by slkjsdalkjasdlkjhsdlkjhwlhg November 9, 2023

Weedtarded

The slow speaking, bad judgement skills and general lack of common sense due to someone's smoking to much "weed"

Stop smoking so much pot or you will become weedtarded.

by Braylius April 17, 2024

weetard

weetard is a combination of 2 words, weed and retard. If a person would have smoked so much weed that he starts acting like he is retarded, you can call him a weetard.

This is the most accurate explanation for the word "weetard"

"Hey Timmy, you've got to stop smoking weed or you will become a weetard," Adam says.

"Ahawdsawfsda spftfft ababda," Timmy responds.

"Fucking weetard," Adam says.

by Xulax May 11, 2024

Weedjaro Effect

When you're on Mounjaro, a medication that lowers your appetite, but you just got high and have the munchies.

Now want to snack but have no desire to and end up sitting there eating nothing

He can't eat, he's got the Weedjaro Effect

by anonymous May 16, 2025

The Weedacus

What is the Weedacus? The Weedacus is a legendary creature that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn. In European folklore, the Weedacus is often depicted as a great mass of starry constellations.

You haven't heard of The Weedacus?

by TheWeedy May 27, 2022

fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 3, 2023