wanker

1. This is person who is a complete loser.
2. A person who acts like they have no place in life....at all.

That douche is a total wanker.

by RoD_mAn January 26, 2007

wanker

one who wanks off often
one who acts in a toolish matter
a way to name or insult another if they are a tool or fat or bothersome

look at that guy hes wanking off in the corner

i banged ur hoe last night g

WANKER!

by a. p. gullivar January 04, 2006

wanker

A word used in the place of the word penis.

1.I accidentily saw his wanker.
2.He just flashed me his wanker.

by Moniminikita April 14, 2008

Wanker

A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009

Wanker

a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

by skippybum November 05, 2003

wanker

one who takes it upon themselves to engage in the art of a vigorous repeat session, thrusting their hand to and fro whilst grasping their penis.

look at that fucking nob jockey over there,hes a right wanker

by plunkmasterp June 07, 2004

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 04, 2004