Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic
Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.
by omfgmango January 12, 2009
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valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
by Brother Number One February 18, 2007
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Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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Valentines Day

A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.
Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...
by Happyhak February 20, 2011
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Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.
by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015
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Valentines day

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.
cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020
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valentine’s day

valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”
by daddu February 14, 2018
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