blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
by Med Student November 30, 2005
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grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
by irishpunk84 July 09, 2010
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straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.
yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.
by hahabitchhhhh November 29, 2010
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a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy
e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.
by madcraft August 10, 2008
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five ngihts up my ass

when youre up my ass for five nights
hjjfdknj : " fnuma "
gfwsdeth : " tf "
hjjfdknj : " five ngihts up my ass "
by bhsjdmbkxcvh September 30, 2021
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looking up a dead mule's ass

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."
by jen o December 08, 2013
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Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.
If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.
by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018
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