Underware

Computer software that is like a root kit, virtualizing the entire system. It is designed to intercept all input output. It is used for information control. Its existence is not formally acknowledged.

Changing my webcam resolution is not working- it must be the underware preventing the settings change.

by JayRDontCareNoMo August 9, 2019

underwear jockey

a person who will only dry hump

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.

by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.

Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.

by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013

underwear eaten by ass

When a bottom (homosexual) is really thirsty for some dick and his ass eats up his underwear.

When I saw that big black cock I had my underwear eaten by ass.

by bottomboy January 7, 2014

Underwater Archery

Underwater Archery is the act of masterbating while submerged under water. It can be in a pool, bath or even ocean.

"Dude, that guy just jerked off in the pool!"
"It's called Underwater Archery."
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by SteynUD September 6, 2016

Undercarbed

A state which a person may enter when abstaining from the consumption of carbohydrates.
This condition is often referred to as ketosis.

I'm struggling to put together a proper sentence for this assignment - I must be undercarbed.
Oi this dude was driving on the wrong side of the road - he must've been undercarbed.

by WooJdog! June 14, 2018

Underwater areas for water

A Sea Cave in which beans live and dwell until they evolve into humans

So you know those underwater areas for water they are filled with beans and stuff

by Lucid-bean882 January 16, 2020