Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 05, 2017
1. A warm muddy brown shit.
2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.
2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.
1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.
2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."
(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"
2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."
(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"
by Vlakid23 April 21, 2018
by Usedwetsock October 17, 2021