Traffic DJ

A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.

I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

tunnel traffic

When two male friends fight over one female. Ending in the end of a friendship i.e. an accident.

1: Hey man, you and Flynn used to be thick as thieves. What happened to you two?
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic

by circle_of_distrust September 12, 2013

CHILD TRAFFICKING

Trafficking of children is a form of human trafficking and is defined by the United Nations as the "recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring, and/or receipt" kidnapping of a child for the purpose of slavery, forced labor and exploitation.1:Article 3(c) This definition is substantially wider than the same document's definition of "trafficking in persons".1:Article 3(a) Children may also be trafficked for the purpose of adoption.

ALEX: hEY BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON?
ANON: YEAH BRO I DID, THE ONE WHERE THEY HAD 16 NIGERIAN CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT?
ALEX: 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOR THE CHILD TRAFFICKING

by NotAPedophile42069 August 6, 2020

Knittin' Up Traffic

Weaving through traffic; not cutting cars off so much as dodging them on your way through at a slightly higher rate of speed.

Damn, dude, you should've seen this close call. I was knittin' up traffic this morning, ridin' out on the slab, and a lady came driving out of nowhere, cutting me off with no brake lights. I almost hit her!

by NevynTheNomad July 22, 2011

police induced traffic jam

when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.

man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60

by mega8 August 27, 2011

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014