crag hag

Someone (typically a woman or a gay man) who does not actually rock climb, but loves to hang around the cliffs (or crags). This person may climb a little bit, but is mostly there to watch, ogle, or flirt with other climbers. Crag hags may be friends with the group of climbers, but there are some climbers who find crag hags to be annoying, lame or pretending to be something they're not.

Oh, you haven't met Sandra? She's always out at the Gunks. She doesn't climb much- she's just there to meet climber guys. She's a total crag hag.

by Rockin'Rachel June 8, 2011

Hag Daddy

A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.

Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.

by WetDaddy March 22, 2017

Baggin A Hag

When a young male trys to go out with a much older woman, usually for the purpose of getting laid or getting money.

johnny: I just asked out that that lady Janice out!

robert: Isnt she about 40?

johnny: yeah, why?

robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?

by richardskull October 17, 2009

wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig

did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag

by believe in dog November 13, 2010

Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip

They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.

by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010

money hag

A person who thinks life is predicated on the monetary wealth acquired throughout life.

Life is about more than making money; don't be a money hag!

by MadZuul April 17, 2016

Stag hag

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.

The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.

by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018