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tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc August 12, 2015
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Tinder Surprise

When you get a message on tinder and it's a dick pic
"I was on tinder last night when I got a little tinder surprise by some creep called Melvin!"
by Iliketoeatrawpotato March 16, 2016
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Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019
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Tinder Roulette

When you're swiping through tinder while rubbing one out.
Person 1: "Hey bro what were you up to last night?"
Person 2: "Nothing really, just played Tinder Roulette
by Dudebruhchill August 2, 2016
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Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder

When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.
"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."
by Nunya123765 June 20, 2017
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Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.
by Seantc16 August 12, 2017
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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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