A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc August 12, 2015
Get the tinder egg surprisemug. by Iliketoeatrawpotato March 16, 2016
Get the Tinder Surprisemug. In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
“What you doing tonight?”
I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019
Get the Tinder bae biscuitsmug. Person 1: "Hey bro what were you up to last night?"
Person 2: "Nothing really, just played Tinder Roulette
Person 2: "Nothing really, just played Tinder Roulette
by Dudebruhchill August 2, 2016
Get the Tinder Roulettemug. When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.
"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."
by Nunya123765 June 20, 2017
Get the Fruit Ninja'd my Tindermug. by King2103 October 4, 2018
Get the Slaying donkeys on tindermug. Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
Get the Tinder Advent Calendarmug.