Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012

Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.

While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll

by tinkin January 17, 2015

vent thumping

The act of having sexual intercourse in a ventilation duct.

I went vent thumping with my girl last night at the theater

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

nut thumpin

To have one of your nuts hit the clitoris during intercourse.

Bro, I was banging this girl doggy style last night with such elegance that it had me nut thumpin her so hard she stored my name as thumper in her phone.

by Keeping it real February 15, 2017

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

Skunt thumping

Someone who uses construction tools like bricks or hammers during sex

Ew can you hear next door, I think they’re skunt thumping

by Nathaniel Roome October 14, 2019

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023