Mental Abuse

Any act or comment made by another person that logically, makes absolutely no sense to everyone else present. Those affected are left in a state of confusion and often spend a significant amount of time trying to understand what just happened. In nearly every case, the victims are unable to form a rational conclusion to alleviate the feeling that they’ve been somehow mentally violated by the perpetrator. Mental abuse happens frequently in environments where statements of “respect” or “attitude” are continually berated from parent to child in an effort to gain control. It is also a common side effect of absolute ignorance and shares many of the same symptoms of multi-generational inbreeding.
Parent: "Maybe you need to look on the inside and see if you're just the jealous brother and he's really the Prodigal Son."
Son: "What does this have to do with whether or not I can have a lock on my door? I'm tired of him stealing my stuff when I'm not here."
Parent (yelling): "IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND START SHOWING SOME RESPECT!"
Son (thinking): "What the??? This is Mental Abuse!"
by Emmerson Desmond January 17, 2008
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Herd Mentality

A sales, marketing, and business term describing why customers buy products or services because their friends, colleagues, neighbors, and family bought those same products and services previously. Also applies to a buyer's selection of a supplier or sales person to provide products and services to them.
Five years ago, our home had the only swimming pool on Apple Street. Now, thanks to herd mentality, over half the homes on Apple Street have a swimming pool.
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Mamba Mentality

Kobe Bryant will always Have that Mamba Mentality 🏀💛💜
by RIP Kobe 💜💛💜🏀 January 27, 2020
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Mentally Obese

One who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.

Someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering " What a loser. Doesn't he have anything better to do?" after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.

A person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.
Man at a party: "Discount our neighbors to the east and I think you'll find we've got a sleeping giant on our hands. A veritable sleeping giant."

Everyone else at the party: "What a loser. He is so mentally obese that there should be a Richard Simmons work out tape dedicated to him."
by Serendipidity August 14, 2011
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mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.
That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.
by bettydog November 9, 2012
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acoutronic mentale

Main Entry: acou·tronic men·tale
Pronunciation: ack-yu-tron-ic ment-taale
Function: adjective
Etymology: Combined form of words Acoustic, Electronic, Instrumental

1 : a genre of music fusing acoustic sound, electronic influence, and instrumental structure into a sub genre, and creating a unique musical state of mind. all parts of guitar and percussion are played with basic acoustic and electric guitar, with handrumming being essential.
2 : a synonym for the early a.m. hours between 12 and 6 am, when the music is best listened to. city streets are the ideal listening location. the acoutronic mentale genre is also commonly referred to just as "a.m."
nobody plays acoutronic mentale like will does!
by will boyce September 16, 2008
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Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
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