surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah has a lot of issues with Surging Sanders in the bedroom.

by galmur April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah's night was ruined when he had a surging sanders after seeing Jordyn Taylor.

by TheDailyShowWithTrevorNoah April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum from out of nowhere.

She was surprised when he snuck up from behind and pulled a Surging Sanders all over her face.

by 800_Pound_Gorilla April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars she is worried about a surging sanders.

by Sp3ch0 April 29, 2016

Surging Sanders

"When you cum out of nowhere."
~ The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

When thinking about the possibility of nationally legalized marijuana, I Surging Sanders all over my favorite jeans.

by Bern Splotion April 25, 2016

Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

by GCH October 9, 2005

Surge of Excellence

The feeling you get when you do something most excellent. Is usually accompanied by hairs sticking up, heavy breathing, and smiling like the kool aid man, simultaneously. One can signify this event at the moment through intensities that vary from jumping up and screaming "Wowzas!" or simply whispering to the nearest kind stranger.

John Locke- When Hurley wears a red dress he looks like the kool aid man.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.

by DoctorKnucklehead June 18, 2006