A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
Get the Spread Lobstermug. When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread
by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017
Get the spread of breadmug. noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010
Get the hazlenut spreadmug. This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.
While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.
While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.
Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.
by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009
Get the Spread the Wealthmug. The only-happens-in-porn sexual maneuver where a woman gets butt-fucked while laying on her back, yet for some reason spreads her vaj for no apparent reason.
Dude, I BF'ed my broad the other day and she didn't randomly spread her vaj. I guess the BF Spread that we see in porn is not reality-based. Who knew?
by Mataj June 29, 2009
Get the BF Spreadmug. similar to the widely known "Spread Eagle". In this scenario you put her on her stomach. Just don't say this to her while she is doing it. She won't like that.
by rwakemanster March 15, 2011
Get the spread analmug. by Techno Toad December 18, 2015
Get the cheek spreadmug.