Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.

John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.

by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010

crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014

Attention Grabber

Someone who loos for attention most times their names start with a and end with an i

______ is an attention grabber

by Niahhh January 12, 2023

penny grabber

A gay jew who tries to hide his feelings. Often times the person has a abnormally big nose and small ears.

Did you see Sam today? He is still denying the fact that he's a penny grabber!

by Nah_Chill_J January 4, 2017

Grabber

Someone who grabs the shit out of their wakeboard, really latches onto that sucker ya know.

"Damn Konni grabs his board so well! He is for sure the best grabber this year!"

by TrickTurning101 January 4, 2023

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023