champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango

The land breeze geezer beat thor

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).

That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

Geezerism

Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers

A geezerism quote is defined as - That geezer will be in pub soon he defineds a good geezer

by Rhinos01 January 2, 2020

Geezer

Australian slang for "Have a look" "Give me a look"

I just painted the house mate you should come over for a geezer.
Or You tell someone you found a rare coin and they would say "Come on then, give us a geezer"

by Vendor489 December 21, 2022

Geezering

To catch up with your mates (Socialising) and talk about general menial gossip.

Geezering- Have you heard about so and so ...?

Did you watch that movie last night it was rubbish!

Get the Shots in you tight wad!!

by Sir Frederick James May 23, 2013

Geezer

A goofy, weird person; someone who does strange things that are out of the ordinary, a loser.

Person 1: Did you see that band kid walk by
Person 2: Yeah dude he’s such a geezer

by cumward2 March 16, 2023