Dickwad Dilly

A standard asshole who acts like he cannot function in society due to extreme stupidity

That guy came up here acting like a real dickwad dilly.

by Florence Hellmouth July 19, 2020

dilly gobbler

basically if someone calls you a "dilly gobbler" or you call yourself a "dilly gobbler" it means that you suck a lot of dick. you like it, its no problem for you. aka dilly is a penis or dick and you gobble that down anytime, anywhere

she is a dilly gobbler and likes it

i just got my dill sucked by this dilly gobbler

by dutchme69 November 13, 2011

Sour Dilly

A sour dilly is someone who is being extremely negative or sour to the point that they have similar aspects to that of a sour dill pickle, hence they are a sour dilly.

1) Wow after losing that game Moshe started acting like a real sour dilly.

2) Kim Jong-un and all his bullshit threats don't make him seem strong they just make him seem like a sour dilly

by LeMozer November 1, 2013

Dilly Balls

The smell of an uncleansed scrotum which closely resembles the vinegary fragrance of a pickle jar.

Because he did not want to jinx his baseball team's winning streak by washing his lucky jock strap, Scott developed an unsavory case of dilly balls that greatly disturbed everyone in the entire locker room.

by Farty McToot June 23, 2010

dilly dally

to screw around, to doddle, to waste time

Mr. President, quit dilly dallying, you need to be arrested for war crimes.

by Rachel June 18, 2004

Dilly Dally

To ejaculate, in a number of ways. Including masturbation, sex, or any means of getting off. Can be a verb or noun.

I shot my dilly dally clear across the room.

I dilly dallied her.

I got dilly dally on my guitar.

by 6mSEF July 25, 2009

dilly slap

(v.) The act of slapping a man's genitals with the back of the hand in an effort to cause malicious pain.

I just dilly slapped Teddy-Bear.

by zell565 September 25, 2006