Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 27, 2011

Slash Crusher

When a transvestite enjoys a straight female curb stomping their throat which results in the transvestite achieving orgasm.

“Hey man what’s going on over there, is it a fight?”
“Nah, it’s just a tranny getting a Slash Crusher.”

by bham69420 January 29, 2023

Bucket crusher

A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.

Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?

by 52crush October 28, 2023

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023

Goodsoil Combine Crusher

a sex position originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. Where a girl is getting spun around on the dick and gets mangled and torn apart by the man going barbaric on her.

I wanna give that girl a “goodsoil combine crusher”

by poopyballsackundies November 27, 2023