One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 07, 2013
The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.
Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
by Bigeboy June 25, 2022
When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
by BigByll August 19, 2018
Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022
Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher…
by durango722 July 17, 2021
A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 30, 2021