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This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
by Death Menace February 17, 2023
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charming irony

- Something that is unexpected, yet brilliantly charming
- A handmade jewellery brand from India
Making crafts by hand in this technologically advanced world is such a charming irony.
by AalCI November 24, 2021
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Lucky Charm

A boner, but in a pedoy way.
Something a pedo gets when they see kiddies and they have to describe to the kids why there's something sticking up between their legs.
(On adults lap at the helter skelter)
Little Jimmy: "What's that I can feel under my legs?"
Pedo Kristian: "Oh that's just my lucky charm little one."
by smallcroco June 13, 2023
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Charm Monster

A person whos "working it" bigtime all the time.
Refrence is for men mostly who are otherwise also known as charismatic "players".
These people be working their charms or mojo to seduce you into whatever situation profits them.
Charm monsters are usually well versed in the art of social navigation, one-on-one interaction,seduction or "luring you in".
I'm digging the charm so far ..total bummer if its the charm monster
by Kundalinite November 15, 2010
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ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.
My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?
by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018
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chunk charm

An adorable baby child that is covered in beautiful baby fat and is loved by all.
OMG I can't take it. Look how adorable that baby is. She is such a chunk charm!
by mirylo June 5, 2016
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Charm-Plex

An asshole with a charming complex i.e. Charm-Plex
The irritating asshole on a party bus who you have to work with the next day.

An energetically smashed windbag on a party bus.

This is the person who gets the party bus pulled over for dancing on coolers – to lady gaga, a scene, the only scene that is far more effective than reciting the pledge of allegiance for ridding morning wood.

Mickey: I hate going to work the morning after… is it too much to avoid him?

Jenney: Morning after? Him? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Mickey: Honey, Bob got completely pissed at the game, it’s a good thing he’s got a charm-plex or i’d call in sick.
by Bad-Wolf113 June 29, 2010
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