cali juice

A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer
When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice
by nitrous June 24, 2020
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Pulling a Cali

Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.
Do you still talk to anne?
No im pulling a cali
by JohnFreedon March 15, 2011
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Cali snober

when a person refrains from Most drugs. Excluding weed in moderation and coke on the weekends.
She goes to N/A meetings call wifey although she is Cali Snober.
by GoaT227 December 30, 2021
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Cali WFH

Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.

The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.

Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.

Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.
by Shantymcsnifferqueef June 01, 2022
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Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.
"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
by HippedToast August 11, 2017
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Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".
Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
by joeMAMA-_- December 28, 2011
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cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries
Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake
by im dat guy... April 13, 2015
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