by Rjeodjfj November 23, 2021
Get the Brysonmug. 
Booga eater and runs around carry with is monkey ass looking hair. Eats poo all day and boils is boogas for lunch.
by JOEMAMASDAD October 24, 2019
Get the Brysonmug. A cool motherfucker, In every aspect. He loves the "Soarer" which is a naked photo of 50 Cent, He also loves bangin which is banging on something as loud as you possibly could, But watch out for big dad, Big dad will beat the hell out of you if youre doing bangin in his house.
by aaaaaaaaaahelpmeimbeingraped November 24, 2021
Get the Brysonmug. Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
Get the Bryson theorymug. A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Brysonmug. Has no Dad
by Bryson Quimbo March 9, 2022
Get the Brysonmug.