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Anton

The most magestical human being. Can turn into a chicken, dolphin, ect... He's like a dolittle. He can do anything. He is the Anton, the Anton, the creator of the world and existence as it stands.
Ieuan: You seen Anton?
Ice: What, the dolphin?
Ieuan: No man, the chicken, and the human and the dolphin, you dumb f*ck.
by acorn_ June 12, 2022
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Anton

Dumb bitch who looks like a garbage bin. Short as fuck. His dick is the same size as his brain so he ain't got a dick or brain. Thinks he's cool, but actually is dumb as fuck. He sucks at football, but thinks he is good. Won't leave others alone. He has no friends
Anton lost the ball again. Anton got rejected by another girl.
by Raj is a beast November 24, 2021
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Anton

A person who yaps endlessly, unable to stop talking.
Gurt ('Anton'): "YO, chat, hold up, hold up, lemme tell you why Sasuke is the GOAT, okay? Like, bro, his Sharingan goes BRRR, and y’all sleeping on his arc, fr. Also, I just got this new waifu body pillow, it’s LIMITED EDITION, okay, cost me $200 but WORTH IT. Oh, and my Discord got hacked, AGAINblah, blah, blah

yo: sybau
by ermos July 30, 2025
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Anton

Anton is a guy with a big cock.
Girl 1: Omg. I had Sex with an Anton today.
Girl 2: What? And how long was the cock?
Girl 1: 30cm
by rolfnator January 3, 2017
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Anton

anton gaiiii dick mom ur gay
by Big dick boiii October 22, 2019
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Anton

A man who is scared to express there feelings..But loves so hard and just wants you as much as other females what him he only wants you and he will do anything to prove that
Her:ppl be telling me stuff
Anton: Talk to me about it so we can figure it out
by Alexizzz December 15, 2020
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The Anton-Effect

When a low IQ child ranging from 12-16 comes across alex they fall for his facade as a really smart and nice person, even though in reality hes got the intelligence of a wet sack of pennies.
The Anton-Effect combined with a lack of attention from the parents of the child usually results in alex using the children as talking fleshlights.
Some lucky souls break out of their condition and gain consciousness, thus being healed from their ailment.
It is important to keep in mind not every child is at risk of the Anton-Effect, if the child even has a semblence of self worth and self awareness they usually steer clear and remain normal happy and healthy children.
"Aw dude look this little girl used to be normal now she changed her username to "X the blooming rose", another victim of the Anton-Effect"
by The dragon of creeljima July 24, 2023
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