weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

reel watcher

Person who argues on twitter with incorrect facts/information after watching a sports match through reels

reel watcher: "x player" had a really bad game, he didnt score at all
another person: did you even see the match? he had crucial contribution for all the goals, reel watcher

by football_fan September 30, 2022

log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Whale watcher

A sexy woman who finds big, obese men intriguing

Did you see Meghan flirt with that fat guy?
Oh yeah, she’s a whale watcher.

by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

Man watcher

Typically a male who criticizes the work of others.

The man watcher is complaining about my work again.

by Thattrueman September 13, 2023