When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.
My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.
by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016
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Get the slap the raccoon mug.Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.
by francisSharky November 14, 2013
Get the blue raccoon mug.I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
Get the Stinky Raccoon mug.Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.
by captain_emu November 26, 2014
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Get the Raccoon God. mug.A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground
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