watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016

Cruiser ass

Refers to the degradation of a female police officers ass after working long shifts in a police cruiser and neglecting her body by not working out/exercising.

Hey remember how nice Staceys ass was when she got hired? Glad I hit it before she got cruiser ass!

by WorldsMostInterestingMan August 13, 2024

Predatory Cruiser

A person that drives a round looking to pick up a person to fulfil his next thrill..weather it be drugs, alcohol, sexual , ..unfortunately it can also lead to worse situations kiddnapping ,torture, murder.

Friend: When i was walking to your house , a srranger pulled up and asked if i needed a ride.
Me: Good thing you didnt that was a predatory cruiser.

by Hypnotikeyez December 12, 2018

Bubble cruiser

When you fart underwater and the bubbles tickle your significant other

I bubble cruisered you!

by SdbJefferson June 3, 2010

National Cruiser Day

This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout

Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?

by cruiserlover January 3, 2022

Beach Cruiser

An American knockoff of a Dutch bicycle

I saw a beach cruiser on the beach.
He bought a beach cruiser to start riding to work.

by fietsen December 24, 2018